It’s all over, mate… They feaund yer Uncle Colin and ruuuined ‘is morning walk… with a colossal bombardment of me dreaded all-seen’ oys.
RUN! Do not watch this video, mate! It’s fah too depressing! Why are you staying here! MY GOD! Do you ‘av any oy’deah how dangerous this ‘es?
Even REMOTELY exposing yourself to this level of danger is very bad, mate! You’re own-wy little! Foind some sheltah and for God’s sake don’t watch this!
All roight, if you chaps insist then please remembah…. Colin does not text anyone directly.
If you think it’s ya deah Uncle Colin wantin’ ya to privately text him, YA WRONG!
IT’S A SCAM, MATE! THEY’RE POYRATES!
YAR UNCLE DON’T EVEN OWN ANY CRYPTO!
ARRRRRRR!
FIGURE IT AEUT, FOR DINGO’S SAKE!
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