Double-click, or triple-gobble, into the fascinating forensic reconstruction of Mr. Turkey’s whereabouts after Said Incident. You know. The thing.
Do not let this one go. If you can find evidence, you have a trail that leads to a nest of corruption. Or perhaps just some hatchlings.
Either way, this is now double proof that if you get it together and learn to talk turkey, by God the turkey will respond in kind.